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PostSubject: Joke thread.   Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:03 am

This one's pretty bad.Rolling Eyes
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How do you know it's telepathy and not schizophrenia?

If you go around telling everyone even though they don't believe you, it's probably schizophrenia. If you read their mind and know it's a bad idea to tell them because they won't believe you, it's probably telepathy.

The funny thing is, I was talking to a counselor at my school. I said I had a problem but they probably wouldn't believe me. They asked if I thought I could read minds. I read their mind and said "no" and then laughed it off saying I've read the DSM enough times to know schizophrenia when I see it.

Honestly, though, what's up with the lack of parapsychology in mainstream psychology? It would make some of our lives easier...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread.   Sun Oct 21, 2012 2:15 am

I would say: It's not that I believe I can read people's minds It's just that I've done it with 100% accuracy frequently enough that I would have to be crazy to ignore the statistical evidence stating that I can in fact read minds. Then I would laugh on the inside while they come up with a "logical" response. Then I would play along to milk it for all it's comedic worth.

If you include your accuracy and frequency of accuracy of your skill then they simply can't argue with strong scientific evidence. And it's really super funny to listen to the response even if it marks you as a weirdo for the rest of the school year. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke thread.   Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:42 am

Forget my pride, I'm going to have a little fun. It is my last year of high school... Twisted Evil
Besides all my friends know I'm a psion. All I'd have to do is say "I'm having problems. Science says I'm crazy, but I somehow seem to know the future. To the point where I told one of my friends what was going to happen to them... and it proved 100% accurate." Yep. I can do that. Cool
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